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16 February 2006 @ 11:40 am
Last Will and Testament.  
I've had some bad menses times in my checkered past, y'all, but I will tell you what - this time seems to be one of the worst. I can barely walk the cramps hurt so badly, and I have this involuntary weeping thing happening. There is simply no way I'm going to class today - I can't even keep down aspirin. Also, I want to die. If there is anything, anything fun or interesting or even remotely entertaining happening in your worlds, please tell me. Please, God give me sweet sweet distractions.

Oh, also? I would really appreciate it if my brain would stop thinking it was hilarious to have me lying here, fetal and feeling like I was being turned inside out, while humming 'I enjoy being a girl' to myself. The irony is OLD. Thank you, and goodnight.
Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Current Music: I Dont Blame You-Cat Power
Kitcoloredink on February 16th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
There, there are actually acupressure points that will relieve menstrual cramps? Well, um, and induce labor, but since you're obviously not pregnant, um.

One of them--well, technically two of them, as you have two legs, theoretically--is located about four finger-widths above the ankle, on the inside of your leg, on or near the bone. They're pretty tender, you'll know when you've found them. The others are in the crease between the torso and the thigh and pretty much require you to be on your stomach to reach properly; you just kind of have to jam your knuckles or fingertips in there. Apply pressure to these points for, um, a few minutes at a time or until you start/stop screaming.

Alternately, drink some tea, see if you can keep down some Tylenol PM, and take a nap. **patpat** I hope you feel better soon!