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16 February 2006 @ 11:40 am
Last Will and Testament.  
I've had some bad menses times in my checkered past, y'all, but I will tell you what - this time seems to be one of the worst. I can barely walk the cramps hurt so badly, and I have this involuntary weeping thing happening. There is simply no way I'm going to class today - I can't even keep down aspirin. Also, I want to die. If there is anything, anything fun or interesting or even remotely entertaining happening in your worlds, please tell me. Please, God give me sweet sweet distractions.

Oh, also? I would really appreciate it if my brain would stop thinking it was hilarious to have me lying here, fetal and feeling like I was being turned inside out, while humming 'I enjoy being a girl' to myself. The irony is OLD. Thank you, and goodnight.
Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Current Music: I Dont Blame You-Cat Power
sageness on February 16th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, sweetpea. If I had a teleporter, I would send you a giant pot of double strength raspberry tea and an extra bottle of Advil...and something healthy for dinner.

Mine finally stopped being that bad (most of the time) -- with the nausea and cold sweat and omg-kill-me-now pain. I don't know if it's age or changing tampon brands (to OB; Tampax is bad, Playtex is a torture device) or that I've started in with the raspberry tea while I'm still pms-ing. It's still unpleasant, but I'm less likely to collapse now.

Stay warm, hon. *pets gently*