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16 February 2006 @ 11:40 am
Last Will and Testament.  
I've had some bad menses times in my checkered past, y'all, but I will tell you what - this time seems to be one of the worst. I can barely walk the cramps hurt so badly, and I have this involuntary weeping thing happening. There is simply no way I'm going to class today - I can't even keep down aspirin. Also, I want to die. If there is anything, anything fun or interesting or even remotely entertaining happening in your worlds, please tell me. Please, God give me sweet sweet distractions.

Oh, also? I would really appreciate it if my brain would stop thinking it was hilarious to have me lying here, fetal and feeling like I was being turned inside out, while humming 'I enjoy being a girl' to myself. The irony is OLD. Thank you, and goodnight.
Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Current Music: I Dont Blame You-Cat Power
Teeny Gozer: Give her a pony!teenygozer on February 17th, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)
You know what pisses me off? Millions are spent to cure male pattern baldness... is there even anyone out there trying to cure Death-Menses? Motrin works fantastically for me, but it doesn't seem to help at least half of my girlfriends, have you tried it?

Pamprin is crap, it's just expensive aspirin with about half-a-cup of coffee's worth of caffeine added.