lyra_sena online yields strange things. Such as Fictional!TomWelling saying the following:I'm looking for a girl with a pierced nose and a real appreciation of all things absurd. I want someone who steals chairs and sets sneakers on fire. A workaholic with a heart of gold, and a wild streak and the ability to drink grown men under the table.
*jumps up and down* I'm here, Tommy! I'm here!
....I'm going to go watch d/l the View now.
