I most assuredly do not have a fever and I do not sound like Tom Waits when I speak. I also don't have a sinus headache the likes of which could only be replicated by having angry dwarves mining in your skull for buried treasure. Or maybe that would be angry pirates, because, you know, TREASURE. But the point is they're not there. Because I'm totally not sick right now.
I can't be sick. Because I have so much work to do. I mean, *somuch*.
...goddamnit, I'm screwed.