We need you to share your wisdom, to give of your linguistic abilities. We need you to help us in our endeavor to be more worldly. We need you to promote international discourse and interpersonal relations. We need you to break down the barrier between Us and Them.
We need you to tell us how to say "Oh my god, a watermelon ate my ass." in every language you know. With a pronunciation guide. This is crucial.
No. Really.
So come to us, our friends, our guides, our shepherds in this time of crisis. Bring us the knowledge so that we might share, and flourish.
That is all.