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I explode all over chat. (Or, How Lyra earns her muffin baskets)

lyra_sena: *is howling in laughter over letter to Clakr*
lyra_sena: oh JESUS Nif
nifra_idril: I know.
nifra_idril: It's a thing at this point.
lyra_sena: in deed
nifra_idril: ...well.
nifra_idril: It's true.
nifra_idril: I was good to him.
lyra_sena: yes, you were
lyra_sena: SO GOOD!
nifra_idril: Sure, I hurt him like, what? Twce?
nifra_idril: Okay, maybe three times.
lyra_sena: and he's a bloody deserter
nifra_idril: But once wasn't my fault.
nifra_idril: Becuase Ryan dies on the show.
nifra_idril: And I didn't write that.
lyra_sena: exactly.
lyra_sena: of course not
nifra_idril: So, anyway.
nifra_idril: I get him laid like, repeatedly
nifra_idril: and he's all "I'm just going to go over here now"
nifra_idril: and over HERE is like, fucking, ECUADOR
nifra_idril: (whch, by the way, the Galapagos are a province of *wink*)
nifra_idril: And I'm all "You fuck! Come back!"
nifra_idril: And he's like "What's that? Go to Greenland? Sure!"
nifra_idril: And you and I both know that he misheard that on purpose
nifra_idril: and wow I need to just stop this right now.
lyra_sena: Galapagos! that bastard! Now he's trying to fuck Stephen, the dirty alien whore!
nifra_idril: I know, right!
nifra_idril: And Jack's all "Get the fuck off my ship, sir"
nifra_idril: and Clark's like "Blow me"
nifra_idril: and Stephen's like "I'll cut you, bitch."
lyra_sena: and then Lucas shows up and is like, "All y'all are bitches. Clark, get yer ass back to Nifra before she makes me have sex with Lex. Cuz if she makes me have sex with Lex, I'm gonna blow Kryptonite so far up your ass you'll be gargling green for decades."
[Bad username: nifra_idril:] Nah, Lucas is like "Stay the fuck away, ho. Nifra's *mine* now, and I'm going to have sex wth a fuckin' Wes Bentley look alike and potentially Lois, too, so just fuckin' ballet dance in the goddamned Arctic Circle if you like, but you come back and I put Kryptonite on yoru toilet paper, got it?"
nifra_idril: and then Morgan is like "Yours, huh? Big ego you got there, kid."
nifra_idril: And Lionel cuts in with "Indeed. You seem to think quite highly of yourself, Lucas."
nifra_idril And then there are the other fandom representatives who are all kind of just waving outside the window.
lyra_sena: this is a sad bunch.
nifra_idril: And Chloe's jumping up and down in the back like "Guys! Guys! She *wants* to write about me, 'kay?"
nifra_idril And they just stare at her breasts bounce.
nifra_idril: *facepalms*
nifra_idril: It's a special hell.
lyra_sena: *hands you green tea*
nifra_idril: *giggles* God, when I'm frustrated I'm insane.
lyra_sena: must. channel. *laughs* Yes, you are insane. In that very special Nifra way