Logic: I'm enthusiastic, I enjoy playing games that aren't completely dissimilar from 'fetch' (ie: baseball) and I'm capable of being mad loyal. In return for all of these qualities, I ask for no monetary recompense. No, I ask simply for perpetual adoration. Because *everyone* loves puppies *all the time*. And that would be nice. To just run around, happy, and be loved for it. And be taken care of, too. So, yeah. I want to be a puppy. That's the new plan, y'all.
I think rageprufrock is trying to make me an acolyte or some kind of devoted follower, and you know? It's working. She made me *another* icon. Look at it: it totally represents my relationship with my computer.
Gah. Why is she so cool? It's just not healthy. She should get that checked out or something.