Could you lay off with the sucking? I mean, I know that you're a dirty whore, but really. This is absurd. If you don't cease to be ridiculously complicated, confusing, and uncomfortable I'll have to come on down there with my ass kicking boots on. Either that, or curl up somewhere in the dark whimpering. I would much prefer for us to solve things amicably, mostly because I get the feeling that you're the one who's going to be doing all the kicking of my ass, as you have already started and made good faith efforts to do so.