They're *so* teh OTP!
Kato Kaelin/Tom Brokaw
1(2.4%)
Barbara Walters/Diane Sawyer
3(7.1%)
Eminem/Dr. Dre
16(38.1%)
Snoop Dog/Larry King
5(11.9%)
Larry Sanders/David Duchovny
17(40.5%)
I listen to Culture Club when I'm
doing manual labor -- like building towers out of leggos and stuff.
6(13.6%)
cooking! Nothing like a little Boy George to make your pancakes extra fluffy!
3(6.8%)
deaf.
12(27.3%)
knocking back shots like water! Tequila and Karma Chameleon! Woot!
14(31.8%)
alone, in my room, late at night when all the lights are off and I'm wearing my headphones so that no one but me will know my secret, secret shame.
9(20.5%)
Hey, Britney.
You say you want to lose control? Come over here, I've got something to show you.
4(9.8%)
So, you know how you were a total beard and stuff? Who was Justin *really* sleeping with, eh?
11(26.8%)
Your Miami concert thing? Was *totally* whack. (Just regular type.)
0(0.0%)
Why? Just...why?
14(34.1%)
OMIGOD LOOK! ISN'T THAT DEBBIE GIBSON!?!?
12(29.3%)
Nifra is:
fishing for compliments!
3(7.1%)
my favorite!
6(14.3%)
a cruel mistress.
6(14.3%)
COVERED IN SCALES!!
6(14.3%)
right behind me .
8(19.0%)
In regards to her homework, Nifra should:
for the love of God, woman! Stop bitching and *do it* already.
2(4.5%)
tell her teachers that homework is a social construct of our patriarchal and heteronormative society, and therefore is something she cannot, in good conscience, take part in.
10(22.7%)
BURNINATE IT with her mind.
10(22.7%)
feed it to the kangaroo that was outside of her dorm earlier. (I'm not making this up.)
5(11.4%)
storm the adminstration building and take the dean hostage, submitting demands which include a universal pardon for handing in things late or not at all.
2(4.5%)
What's your opinion of applesauce?
If I could visit retribution upon Sony for being the terrible egregious fuckwits that they are to Nifra, I would:
Kick them in the head!
23(52.3%)
Wait until their children are of a cute age, and then strike without mercy or remorse.
9(20.5%)
Maybe call them mean names?
4(9.1%)
Quietly resent them until they left the room.
6(13.6%)
I am Sony. And I hate you, Nifra. I *hate* you.
2(4.5%)
