To say that I was drunk last evening is like saying, "Yeah, okay, so the Greeks and the Trojans kinda disagreed a little about the whole Paris-Helen thing" or "Andre the Giant was maybe tallish."

Yup. It's possible I still am, even now folks.

I just wanted to pop on and say a blanket thank you to everybody who wished me a happy birthday! You guys are so sweet! *hugs everyone, bestowing smooches at random*

*shambles drunkenly back to bed*