Meme the First:
Invent fanfic I've written and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I've never written. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.
Meme the Second:
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.
And, hey, hell, why not make this even more fun and interactive: Today is the day of the Isn't it Iconic ficlet challenge (which I wanted to participate in but couldn't due to lack of computerdom!). So let's make up for my inability to participate -- pick an icon of mine for me to write a storylet about. I'll do the first...five? Yeah, five sounds manageable.