This is some funny shit, y'all. No, for real.
But, anyway, this is a message of love. And for that reason, I shall now say flame
*clears throat*
Uhm, you suck, Fox! With all your well written girl-sex! How dare you even think those kinds of thoughts about L'Engle girls? Let alone Lilah! Pshaw! What's wrong with you? I mean, and if you're going to write that kind of thing, can't you at least write it *badly*?! Jesus, think of the children!!
...*throws self at Fox with big hugs and smooches*
Also, here it is, your moment of zen.