1. Lyra IS the human representation of all power dynamics between marsupials and avacados. Nifra is NOT.
2. Nifra is secretly a coyote on mescalin. Lyra just ate a banana.
3. Lyra starts with 'l'! Nifra sounds like an STD.
4. Nifra likes dancing, running, and feeding the body parts of insolent classmates to rabid sharks. Lyra is on fire.
5. Nifra likes children, for dinner. Lyra has alerted the United Nations!
6. Lyra knows grammar! Nifra has an unholy relationship with the comma!
7. At night, sometimes, Nifra dreams about William Faulkner swimming in a teapot of desire. She wakes up screaming. Lyra does not!
8. Lyra fits into your pocket! And steals all of your money! Nifra laughs and points.
9. Nifra is a state of mind. Lyra is state in Russia!
10. Nifra would like to thank you for your donations. Lyra would like to kick you in the head.
11. Lyra is an unfrosted poptart. Nifra is the Prime Minister of France.
12. Lyra has a modicum of decency. Nifra has mad cow disease.