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02 August 2004 @ 02:25 pm
Dear World, I hate you.  
My life? Sucks. And why, why does it suck I ask you?

BECAUSE IT INCLUDES LIZARD DEATH.

No, that is not a euphamism. Yes, I do mean actual lizards actually dying.

My brother's pet lizard in fact -- a gekko. Just...dead. And I go to check on it today, and find this death, with accompanying death stench and certain bug life. I then proceeded to CLOROX EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE THAT MAY HAVE EVER HAD CONTACT WITH THE LIZARD EVER!!!!!!!

I may be high off the fumes. I may just be THAT DISGUSTED.

Excuse me while I go bathe in lysol for the next, oh say, FIVE YEARS.
 
 
Current Mood: LIZARD DEATH
Current Music: DEAD LIZARDS
 
 
 
angry valleygirl thesaurus of trashtalkin'rageprufrock on August 2nd, 2004 11:43 am (UTC)
I--I just don't know what to say to that.