BECAUSE IT INCLUDES LIZARD DEATH.
No, that is not a euphamism. Yes, I do mean actual lizards actually dying.
My brother's pet lizard in fact -- a gekko. Just...dead. And I go to check on it today, and find this death, with accompanying death stench and certain bug life. I then proceeded to CLOROX EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE THAT MAY HAVE EVER HAD CONTACT WITH THE LIZARD EVER!!!!!!!
I may be high off the fumes. I may just be THAT DISGUSTED.
Excuse me while I go bathe in lysol for the next, oh say, FIVE YEARS.